Every hero has to have a theme song…
… and so does Aquaman!

Big thank you to the uberawesome @Colleenky for providing the music
Everybody sing along!

Aquaman, Aquaman, 
Does whatever a guppy can
Swims around, in the sea
Smells a lot like shark pee
Run quick, here comes the Aquaman

Is he strong? 
Don’t you wish
But at least he can talk to fish
Can he soar through the sky?
Please don’t ask, cuz he might cry.
Uh-oh, here comes the Aquaman

In his orange shirt
And his tights, colored green
He will feel the hurt
If dry land is the scene.

Aquaman, Aquaman
Sad and pitiful Aquaman
In the League,
He’s ignored.
Laughter is his reward.

To him, life is a big conundrum
Whenever there’s some spare chum
You’ll find the Aquaman.

Original Spider-Man theme by Paul Francis Webster and Robert “Bob” Harris.  Ukelele and vocals by @colleenky
Reworked lyrics by negativsteve